Hippo Excursion
I didnt really do anything to celebrate Memorial Day. In all my years of working retail I never though of Memorial Day of being a day of sales. My mom disagreed and said we need to hit the mall (I had an exchange so why not? They have GAP there). When driving up to a pretty empty parking lot my point was proven. Sale day my foot. We did exchanging and I scored (read: mom paid) a pair of jeans (at last!). We also decided to head over to Kohl’s to see their “sale” and we knew for a fact, if nothing else, my red dishes were on sale, yet again. I got a few bowls to add to my collection and while at the check out we passed a Madagascar display full of stuffed lions. I didnt think anything of it till my mom said “it looks like the have a hippo”. That my friends is really where this adventure begins.
After walking back to customer service, them calling the stockroom to confirm, they were out of hippos. Sad. But wait there is one other Kohl’s near by! Nope, they are out of them too. “The hippo seems pretty popular” the sales girl says to me as if thats suppost to bring me some sort of comfort. If you didnt already know, I kinda have a hippo fetish. Its not bad, and please, dont get me a hippo salt and pepper shaker for Christmas. I dont collect everything and anything hippo, I have lines drawn. I really dont have that many hippos ether. But Gloria from Madagascar (no I havnt seen it) was just too cute for words. So what do I do? Call Jason. He was no where near a Kohl’s and it was getting late in North Carolina so I let it rest, until I got home.
I got on Kohl’s website to search where nearest to Jason there is a Kohl. There where two! I call the first one, they also are sold out of hippos. I was getting very discouraged. What evil polt made it all the way to North Carolina to rob me of my hippo happiness? I call the other Kohl’s, they transfer me up front and the young man at the front says
Sales Guy: “Yes, we have the hippo.”
Me: “Oh great, would you please put it on hold?”
SG: “Yes ma’am I can do that. Whats your name?”
Me: “Actually, my boyfriend, Jason Windsor will be picking it up. Around 6 tomorrow.”
SG: “Alright it will be here. And the other 40 of them here up front.”
Me: “Thank you!”
I hang up and call Jason
Jason: “Hello?”
Me: “Tomorrow by 6pm you need to go to the Kohl’s on Bridford Pkwy. They have the hippo on hold under your name.”
Jason: “Is this how you greet everyone now?”
Id like to point out that I never asked Jason if he would do this for me before I called Kohl’s. He could of said no, being he has other errands to run after work today than to go pick up Gloria the Hippo at Kohl’s. But he is a sweet boyfriend and did it just to bring me hippo happiness. So today I remind him (as he asked) to pick up the hippo. When he gets to Kohl’s:
Jason: “So where is the hippo?”
Me: “The display is up front. The one with your name on it is in the back in customer service.”
Jason: “In the back?”
Me: “Yes”
Jason: “Alright I will call you back.”
Couple moments later
Jason: “I hope your happy.”
Me: “You got the hippo?!”
Jason: “I got the hippo.”
Me: “Yay!”
Jason: “And everyone is talking about me wondering who this Jason is and why he has a hippo on hold even though they have a ton up front.”
Me: “Oh really?”
Jason: “Yeah. She said to me ‘You don’t have to lie, I know it’s for you’ ‘Yes, I will be cuddling with it all night tonight.”
Me: “Well will you?”
Jason: “Maybe.”
Ladies and gentleman, I have the best boyfriend ever.

Kari said it better than I could: “I never understood why Padme fell for his whiny butt.” I personally would of gone for Oie-Wan, but thats just me.
I had to go to bed shortly after the movie so I didnt want bad dreams. Sue me! A lot of people say there were too many lightsaber fighting. I didnt think there was, maybe because when I think Star Wars, I think lightsaber. Id take lightsaber fighting over the high pitch shooting noise during the flying flights.
R2 was AWESOME in the movie, or maybe Im just partial because hes always been my favorite. But come on, he has the most laughable parts in this movie which was highly needed to relief the sadness that it was.
But once I started reading it, I had found what I wished the Christian market would have carried for years. A real, related able character! And I’ll admit it was mainly that Ashley Stockingdale (the books heroine) had the sass you don’t find in Christian fiction. She mocked a little at the Christian culture, especially singles group. And especially, engineers. You don’t hear about good Christian girls having ill feelings towards a size two young girl. Books tend to gives their characters the “way a Christian should respond†which isn’t real. It was during my single season that I feel in love with Ashley. Over the books I have found myself growing, as Ashley has, moving from single to a dating relationship and working on my walk. Just like Ashley, with coffee in my hand and God’s word in the other.
That’s a pretty safe definition. Another way to look at it is that Jane Austin has been called the Queen of chick-lit. Some may think that’s absurd but I think its accurate.
“With This Ring, Im Confused†takes you on an adventure of dealing with in-laws who want everything accept your option on things. Dealing with hardship that come with close friends, this time Ashley’s room mate, Kay. Ashley has people telling her not to marry Kevin. Her ex comes to work at her company (that made me laugh). I was wondering all the time if they would end up at the alter (kind of like I did with “Shopaholic Ties the Knotâ€). Kristin said that she likes romantic endings but she has to be true to Ashley and she may not get married. Real spoiler: Im really glad Ashley is married. Im glad its not to Seth to whom I originally wanted her to marry and whom she dated in her second book “Shes Out of Controlâ€.
I couldn’t bring myself to get the cover (15 bucks plus shipping) but I have found some very cute covers on Ebay I am watching. Coach and Lily Pulitzer even! I don’t write a whole lot of checks but I’m getting low and sick of the ugly blue ones the bank gave me. They were free so I’m not complaining, but if I’m gonna pay for them, I’m gonna do it right.
