While enjoying my slightly sweeten with toffee nut soy steamer, Im going to share with you all something I found while cleaning out my desk yesterday. I found a lot of things Im amazing that I kept from high school (high school Alisa was dork, Im gonna ahead and just get that out there). But this gem tops them all I think.

Christian Pick Up Lines!

1. “Nice bible.” (said with a little eye brow raised)
2. God told me to come talk to you.
3. The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry.” How about dinner Friday?
4. You dont have an accountability partner? Me neither!
5. You want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments tonight? (After reading these to Jason he said to update that with “Passion of th Christ”)
6. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
7. Would you know of a Christian women I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
8. Nice bracelet. What would Jesus date. I mean do.
9. Have you ever tried praying at a movie before?
10. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me. (My personal favorite. lol.)
11. My friend told me to come met you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah thats his name.
12. You know, they say that you have never really dated until you have dated a Christian.
13. I just dont called to celibacy.
14. You know, Im really into relationship evangelism.
15. What do you think Paul meant when he said ‘Greet everyone with a holy kiss’?

Use them wisely.