Mine eyes smell onions: I shall weep anon.
Usually I say “no” when asked if I want onions on my sandwiches (which has been a lot lately since Subway is right next to my new store. Evil Subway). Its not that I don’t like onions, I do. My favorite is grilled onions on a swiss burger. Yum yum. Raw onions are not my favorite, but until today I forgotten why. I got a veggie bagel (I gotta cut back on bread come to think of it) today and said “yes” to the onions. Here I sit hours later still having the remains of onion taste or smell,which I do not know for sure. I’ve washed my hands, brushed my teeth, chewed gum. Nothing. The aftermath still remains. So let this be a lesson to you all – just say NO to onions. Well, raw onions at least, cooked ones don’t get me this sort of problem.


i really like the thinly sliced purple onions at subway. regular onions, no thanks. in fact, the purple onion is the only onion i’ll take on a sandwich of any kind.
Thats what I got! Dont do it Scott! Its the morning after and Im still like ew, what is that?!
But I like raw onions.
Where did you get that subject quote?
Onions are great, I love ‘em. Only sometimes does the taste linger.
William Shakespeare.
Don’t take this the wrong way please, but I never imagined you would start quoting Shakespeare.
I googled “onion quotes” if that makes you feel better.