Memo to Jim
Dear Jim Halbert,
I’m sorry that I called you an jerk* tonight. I didn’t really mean it, I was speaking out of bit of anger and frustration. Its just, you were being so cold to Pam. I know she turned you down twice after you put your heart on the line. You have to understand, she dated Roy since high school, its all she’s know a life with Roy. Now she’s on her own figuring out who she is and that takes some time. She misses you, she told you that! She wasn’t afraid to run up and give you a hug in front of everyone. That is the fancy new Beesly! But you instead avoided the great banter that we all know and love between Pam and Jim. You choice to flaunt your new found spark with this Karen girl in front of her. You know Pam has feelings for you, no matter how many times she tells you “we will always be friends.” I’ve been told the reason I got so upset tonight is because I love the idea of Jim and Pam more than Jim. This is not true, I love you Jim which is why I hate to see you put up a wall to your relationship with Pam. You just didn’t have to be so stand offish to her, that’s all I’m saying. Don’t blame Pam for the words she used in the parking lot, she’s just as hurt as you. Did that long phone conversation mean nothing to you? I don’t get the feeling you’d save the receptionist anymore, Jim and that makes me very said. I know you told Pam you are sorta seeing somebody and all, but Id keep my eye on Toby if I were. Glad to have you back in Scranton and giving Dwight a hard time, but please include Pam. Its much funnier that way anyhow. Im including a couple photo to help remind you of how happy you were when Pam and you were close, just in case it helps.
Fondly,
Alisa
*what I really called you probably isn’t appropriate for everyone’s consumption.



If I knew anything about this, I would probably be indignant too. Oh guy/girl relationships are SO much fun.
dear jim,
sow your oats with karen until pam figures herself out….whatever that is supposed to mean. you’ve got her in your backpocket for the right time. in the meantime, have fun with karen and learn to kick her ass at ‘call of duty’.
scott
I didn’t think Jim was flaunting it. I actually thought it was going to be worse.
And I think PAM thought she had JIM in her back pocket. I think, if anything, he was responding to that, sort of like, “I am not just going to do your bidding anymore.” I mean, really, if he’d just gone back to her, it would have looked like he had no cojones. And we don’t want Jim to look like that.
Also, I wish you’d said, “That is the Fancy New Beesley.” hee hee.
I knew you two would give me trouble. Im not expecting Jim to just get together with Pam now that they are back in the same town. And I never saw Jim just doing Pam’s bidding. Pam is scared and so is Jim but I think for two different reasons.
Im editing that Mike becasue I couldnt remember what he said, I was a bit tired when I wrote my letter.
That was Kari! Gah! Sorry!
Dear Alisa,
Let me ask you something: Is he better looking than me? He is? Oh. Does he make you laugh? He does? Hmmm. Well, I hope you two are very happy together.
–Jason “There’s a Tear in my Beer” Windsor