Dear Whoever is stealing my internet,

Hi. How are you? Enjoy the snow today? Got the day to spend it inside STEALING MY INTERNET. Im sorry, I know we just met and all, but Im frustrated. With you. I know its not your fault that my landlord made the lame decision to have our internet not password protected. But that doesnt mean you have use it. Unless you are one of my roommates, which I do not think you are becasue one is a sleep and one is watching a movie with her boyfriend. Thats right, I waited until the night to see if I could upload my photos of the lovely snow we had today. I thought maybe the internet would be as fast as you know, someone who isnt stealing it is on it, sorta way. But noooooo, still so slow and I still dont have my snow photos up to share with my friends and family. Do you feel ashamed of yourself now? Not only for stealing but for keeping such a thing from perfect strangers? Well you should be. So please kindly get off my internet and buy your own. Its a perfect last minute Valentines gift to yourself.

Sincerely,
alisa