• Me: "Would you like a blueberry coffee cake?"

  Customer "No, I don't want cake for breakfast. Ill take a blueberry muffin."
  #what #

• So, has anyone gone to a store they didn't plan on because of a guy dancing with a sign on the corner? #

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• Hello no commitments Saturday. It's very nice to see you. Now, clean the house. #
• Made these this morning for breakfast and where way better than expect. As in, new breakfast favorite: http://t.co/Xy8rFXY #

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• Friday finds me thankful for wise words, songs that clear my head, supportive friends and things given to me think about. #
• "Dont worry about me falling asleep. I STILL HAVE YOUR LETTER." -Ross #Friends #

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• So confused what day it is. Feels like a Friday, but it is so not. The Friday eve spirit is not in me. #

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• Full of spicy Thai food curry. Now I want sweets. Sure, I guess this glass of water will do. #
• Water not working. Need sweets. #

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• After a morning/afternoon full of meetings over coffee and lunch I feel like I need food in front of me to work. #nogood #
• "I don't think your supposed to call a hymn gay. It's like a sin or something." #gilmoregirls #

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• All I want to say is that drivers license should not expire on ones birthday. So, an over due trip to the DMV for me today. #donttellonme #
• Fastest DMV trip ever. Now getting Gwen inspected. #hatecarstuff #

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• Spent the afternoon making tortillas and pizza dough for the week. And by afternoon I mean last hour. #easybreads #
• Love being apart of a church where it's a church event to go ice skating downtown. #

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• I had a dream I had a pet spider named Henry. He got lost and no one seemed to care. #saddream #idneverhaveapetspider #
• Trying India food for the second time in my life. What should I get? #

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• How Mary feels about Matthew… http://t.co/fCqBk8w #downtonabbey #

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• Avoiding doing the dishes by vacuuming, sweeping, laundry and writing thank you notes. Can you tell its my least favorite chore? #
• Just made homemade tortillas! They did not look like the photo but they were good.
  http://t.co/WTlpqYL #

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• Always fun to see your husband on a poster when going to Starbucks http://t.co/Msexhd2 #
• Talk about spy club…http://tinyurl.com/6odaha4 #

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• Apparently today is honesty day. Be careful what you ask me. #
• What? Schmidt is younger than me?! Okay now I feel old turning 30. #newgirl #

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• Tonight I am so thankful for Google hangouts. #

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• Real Simple magazine rated pillows, which I love. But there's no pillows that cost less than $100-$200 that they could review? #

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• Extending my birthday with the morning off. #

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• Downton disco! http://t.co/WAA8LWS #
• "Ron Sawson is awesome. And I hope Champion stays." -@jasonwindsor #ParksandRec #

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• Happy Birthday, to my handsome husband, @jasonwindsor! #
• My newest, favorite, break-up song (cause I for some reason have a thing for them). (And this is a cover) http://t.co/po2JyN1 #
• Next question is, how many times can I listen to that song on repeat in the office before my coworker kills me? #
• How did any of you with a Chick-Fil-A calendar NOT tell me about this! #awesome http://t.co/yYsWgOT #

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• So done being sick. This is birthday week after all! #

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• Personally, I don't actually think Carson would ever do such a thing but it's funny none the less. #
• Its really amazing how much more human a shower makes you feel when your sick. #
• Been wanting to watch what I eat this year. Being sick really helps jump start that, by not eating much of anything. #

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