On Our Way To Crazy

Miles has a new “trick”. I don’t love this one nearly as much as I love the other one. It goes something like this.

Brandi: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Aaron: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Miles: Hey guys! GUYSGUYSGUYS! It’s morning! There is sunshine! Yay! Morning!

Aaron: *rolls over*

Brandi *rolls over*

Miles: *bounce bounce bounce* Getupgetupgetup! Morning! Sun! Yay!

Miles: And also, I need to pee. GET. UP.

Aaron: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Brandi: *kind of awake, rolls back over*

Miles: MOM’S AWAKE MOM’S AWAKE! Yay! Sunshinemorningpeetimeawakeyay! KISSES!

Miles: *runs up to my face and licks it one time*

Miles: *doggie sneezes in my face*

A doggie sneeze to the face is not pleasant. It is, in fact, gross. Especially first thing in the morning.