On Our Way To Crazy

THINGS I WILL MISS ABOUT MY JOB

Free soda and snacks
My giant Mac
The TV in my office
Whispered office gossip on the phone
Flexible start time
Two weeks off at Christmas
The fun events I’ve gotten to attend
The creative projects
The good-kind-of-crazy people

THINGS I WILL NOT MISS ABOUT MY JOB

Uncomfortable shoes
Every little thing turning into a crisis
Office gossip you think might be about you
Free soda for breakfast every morning
Rushing to beat the FedEx deadline
Buying gifts/medicine/magazines for people I do not care about
Covering the front desk at lunch
Having to think things are more important than they are
The literally crazy people