That does not make me want to eat that cheeseburger. April 26, 2007
Dear Wendy’s commercial guy,
You might think you’ve gotten lucky to be sitting in between two hot girls on an airplane. Maybe you think they will laugh at your jokes, or fall asleep on your shoulder, or ask you to help them work on the crossword puzzle in the back of the airline magazine.
But you are eating a giant hamburger with two patties and lots of nasty onions and bacon and mushrooms and peppercorns. On an airplane. In the middle. Where there’s a lot of recycled air and close breathing.
Those girls are so, so, SO not interested in you. In fact, I think they kind of hate you.
Thought you’d like to know.
Brandi
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…add to the fact they are playing that awful song in the background! That song does not put me in the mood to want a burger. At all.
Yeah – do they even know what “Blister in the Sun” is about? Not exactly appetizing. Bleh.
I haven’t seen the commercial but I’m getting the feeling that you don’t like it.