On Our Way To Crazy

I know, I know. You’ve been sitting there at your desk all day, pretending to work. You’ve got a spreadsheet minimized so you can pull it up when your boss walks by so she can’t see what you’re really doing. But! No worries! You can stop pouring over the internet looking for the perfect birthday gift for me. I am here to tell you what to buy.

These are the things that would make me oh so very happy on Sunday. I am, of course, working within the confines of your unlimited Brandi budget.

I think this dress would be perfect for my upcoming high school reunion, don’t you? Maybe with these shoes?

Perfect. Thanks. I will send you a thank you text with the new phone I know you are dying to buy for me. I’m sure you are tired of my annoying whining about how my current phone freezes and dies all the time. This is really a gift for both of us, you know?

What’s that? You’d prefer to get something for the house? No problem. How about something of the handmade variety? Say, from etsy?

I have had this print in my favorites for ages:

This one would look great on my bookshelf.

I am also, in case you didn’t know, a big fan of jewelry. You know, like these perfect earrings to wear with jeans and a black tank top:

Or this super cute necklace:

So there you go! I have solved your dilemma. I know it’s hard to shop for someone as important to you as I am, but I have no shame in telling you what to get.