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Youth group rules. November 5, 2009

Filed under: Youth Stuff — brandi @ 4:17 pm

One of my favorite blogs is Stuff Christians Like. He does a great job capturing the sillier side of our faith… the things we do but don’t know why, the ways we take things too far, the rules we make to protect ourselves from things that are harmless.

Today’s post, Youth Group Rules, might be the best one yet. I, of course, love the youth group related posts, and this one is particularly good. These are my favorites. Click here to read the whole thing. You won’t be disappointed.

2. Only one “dude with an acoustic guitar” will be allowed per youth group.

3. If you go on a retreat and you’re boyfriend/girlfriend doesn’t go, they should expect to get dumped when you return home. Cause that’s happening.

13. The one parent who complains about something you did will not be empowered to steer the entire course of the youth group. The 50 other parents who didn’t complain will also be considered.

14. If someone hasn’t complained or taken issue with or questioned something your youth group has done in the last six months you will retreat to your youth room and ask yourselves, “What are we doing wrong?”

 

One Response to “Youth group rules.”

  1. Susan Says:

    Holy crap. Not ONLY does he talk about the post-retreat breakup phenomenon, which I have PERSONALLY EXPERIENCED, but in the same sentence, says, “that’s happening.” Which is like a derivative of “Watch this happen.” BWAHAHAHHAHAHA.

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