So I realized something during a recent late-night trip to Wal-Mart.
There are two kinds of people at Wal-Mart after 10 p.m. The first are the weirdos. Don’t look at me like that, you know exactly what I’m talking about. Those people who only come out after dark.
But then, there are those people who are at Wal-Mart because they have to be. Like me on said adventure. There I stood, a plunger in one hand and a giant vat of Drano in the other. To my amusement, the woman behind me clutched a bottle of Immodium AD. The one behind her, a 24-pack of toilet paper.
We made quite the trio!
i’d say there are three different types. the weirdos, people like you, and the people who go to walmart because they don’t know what else they can do at 10:30 at night. i’ve fit into the latter two categories before.
As someone who’s made WAY too many late night Wal-Mart, I totally agree. It’s kind of scary knowing that some of these people are among us during the day … lurking … waiting for the 11:00 pm Wal-Mart run. Freaked out yet?