I'm Just Sayin'

So, I just finished a task at work that turned my brain into absolute mush. So I decided to take a well-deserved break, and blog for a moment!

Recently, I blogged about my international visitors. But today, I want to give a little shout out to my American friends who visit this blog. Let’s see how many people I can insult in the process

• Missouri–Ah, faithful Missouri. You are the state I garner the most visits from. My three years of living in your fair state taught me many things. That Midwestern friends are wonderful. That the midwest is not so wonderful. No offense, but there is a reason you’ve earned the nickname Misery.
• California–I’ve only been to California once. But in those three short days, I ate incredible seafood, spent time with great friends, and rode a streetcar while pretending I was DJ from Full House. A fulfilling visit.
• Texas–I think I would fit in well in Texas. My hair can certainly get that big.
• Colorado–My fourth home state. I am slowly learning what it means to be a Coloradan. I am hiking, so that’s a step (har har, get it, hiking, step. Shut up, I’m funny).
• Pennsylvania–I’m actually surprised I have 14 visitors from PA, because I can’t think of one person I know there. Maybe it’s the Hershey people, thanking me for my business
• Washington–Don’t know anybody in Washington either, I don’t think. I’ve always wanted to visit there, though. Can’t really think of why at this moment.
• Michigan–I don’t know one darn thing about Michigan. But thanks for visiting!
• Tennessee–Ah, my second home state. I love Tennessee. I love my friends in Tennessee. I love the music in Tennessee. I loved my church in Tennessee. (I feel like I’m cheating on Colorado with Tennessee.)
• Georgia–Peaches. Sorry, Georgia, that’s all I’ve got.
• Virginia–My original home state! Love love love Virginia! All of my family’s there (um, so shouldn’t y’all be the number one visitor to my blog?)
• Oklahoma–Oklahoma is shaped like a pot. I’m running out of steam. (Ha, pot, steam. Whatever, you laughed)
• Indiana–I don’t think I’ve been to Indiana. Oh, but my friends David and Christine live there. Maybe I’ll go visit them!
• Louisiana–Mmmm, Louisiana makes me think of New Orleans, which makes me think of food. I had the best crawdads, red beans and rice, bread pudding and beignets there. Yum!
• North Carolina–I think North Carolina is my favorite Carolina. My family and I went to Kitty Hawk one year for vacation, and it was great. Except, it was one of those free, time share sales trips. But I snuck out half-way through. ‘Cause I’m a rebel.
• Kentucky–I used to go to KY a lot when I lived in Tennessee, to visit a friend. But she doesn’t live there anymore. SO i Have no idea who my Kentucky readers are. But hi!
• Arizona–I need to visit Arizona, since I live so close to there now. But it’s hot there. I’ll just go this winter, when we have 18 gazillion feet of snow.
• New Jersey–Joisey. I had to say it.
• Arkansas–I don’t understand why Arkansas has the word Kansas in it. It befuddles me.
• Florida–Ah, the land of humidity. But man, I love vacationing in Florida. There’s nothing like laying on 150 degree sand and roasting yourself into oblivion.
• South Carolina–Oh, uh, I was just kidding about NC being my favorite Carolina. I love me some Myrtle Beach.
• New York–I rode a subway in NYC in March. I got nothing.
• Massachusetts–You’re one of those little states I always get mixed up on. You made geography hard for me.
• Ohio–Seriously? Nothing. This list is too long.
• Illinois–The land of Lincoln. Neighbor of Missouri. Cause Missouri loves company (what? shut up)
• Mississippi–Why, Mississippi? Why do you have to pick a name that’s so hard to type. Seriously, first I typed Missississippi. Then Missippi. Then SCREW IT!
• Wisconsin–Cheese.
• Montana–I quit.
• Maine–Wicked awesome.
• Maryland–You should adopt DC.
• District of Columbia–You’re not even a real state.

Good grief, that was long.

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