I had a lot of questions about my thankfulness for “hooker boots.” Here’s a little photo explanation.
These are hooker boots:
And this is me wearing said hooker boots:
Yes, I’m in the restroom at work. It was the only full-length mirror that was handy 
the zipper is on the inside of the boots right? can they be “hooker” without a zipper?
Ah, excellent question, Scott. The hooker boots do have zippers on the inside. Without the zipper, they’re just trashy boots. I’m impressed.
i can’t even believe that you posted a picture of boots that do not even belong to you, but they are HOT and i’d love a pair in brown, but only if they fit around my stupid calves.
brandy, you know where i learned that fact? pretty woman.
Krissy, they didn’t have the actual pair I got online. And I needed a bigger picture so you could see the hooker boots in all their glory.
Scott, your Pretty Woman trivia impresses me.
There was this lady who used to go to our church, and she had a pair of hooker boots. And it bugged me (because I’m weird) when she’d wear a skirt that didn’t come down past the top of the hooker boots when she sang the special music.
My wife has a pair of those boots, too. When I said something about that woman and her hooker boots, my wife said “I have some like that. Are mine hooker boots?”
The correct answer (no matter how accurate it really is) was “No. HER boots are hooker boots.” Then I left the room before getting into more trouble.
i think Ron’s wife is living in hooker boot denial.
Any blog entry dedicated to “Hooker Boots”, followed closely behind by a comment that starts, “There was this lady that used to go to our church” is one of the more interesting I’ve ever read.
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