If you go out looking like you just crawled out from underneath a rock, you will run into no less than five people you know.
If you smash your finger, and maybe say a naughty word, someone will walk by just as you’re saying it. Someone who works at the same ministry you work at. And it will be lovely.
When you call a co-worker, and you’re also emailing someone else at the same time, you will completely lose track of your mental processes. You will not remember who you are calling, why you are calling them, or your own name.
Anytime you trip and fall over absolutely nothing, people will see you. A lot of people. And at least one of them will comment.
If you recommend a book or movie to someone, it will have a terribly inappropriate scene in it, that somehow you completely forgot. Extra points if it involves your friend’s children.
Girl, you make me laugh!
If you can’t find humor in life, what’s the use?
And I have an addition:
When you make some sort of small semantics error of judgment in editing an article, someone will notice. And they will send you an e-mail and copy one of the VP’s of your company. Extra points if you come off feeling like a heretic.
This killed me.
(Which movie? Hehe.)