And in the end…there is love.

Gosh, my post titles are stinkin’ brilliant.

I’m back in Colorado after spending some time on both coasts. I don’t really recommend that. I spent a full ten minutes in the Atlanta airport not able to figure out what state I was in. Not to mention trying to tell time. I just decided to keep my watch on Colorado time and let everyone else figure it out.

But, traveling is now over for a while, and I’m settling in to some sense of normalcy. But before I return to normal. How about a few stories from Virginia?

• I saw a McDonald’s employee smoking a joint on his break. Is that strange at all to anyone else but me?
• Ham biscuits will be served in heaven. I’m convinced of it.
• Have you ever asked for egg whites at a diner in Virginia? Don’t. They will laugh in your face, and when they realize you’re being serious, they will look at you as if you have two heads growing out of your neck. You will get that same look if you ask for turkey bacon or low-fat mayonnaise. Just don’t do it.
• My favorite sentence heard in Virginia? (Said to my mom when she was getting her hair fixed a few hours before her wedding): “You’re going to be shaking like a dog sh*tting bones.” I don’t even really know what that means, but good grief, it’s funny.
• Next to the ham biscuits in heaven will be Krispy Kreme donuts. The “HOT NOW” sign will never go out.
• Virginia even smells green. I just wanted to stick my face in the grass whenever I went outside.

I’ll post more soon, including some pictures of both my mom and my half-sister’s wedding. Hope my lull in blogging hasn’t chased too many of you away!