Actual conversation I had with one of my Sunday school kiddos:
Kid: Miss Brandy, why do we have a walkie talkie?
Me: Because if we need help, I can use it to call someone.
Kid: Why would we need help?
Me: Because, let’s say, you jumped out of the window. I would have to call for help.
Kid: *giggling* What [...]
A conversation I actually had with one of my kids in Sunday school:
Kid: Miss Brandy, do we have any more fruit snacks?
Me: No, sorry, we’re all out.
Kid: But Miss Brandy, what’s that in your hand?
Me: Nothing.
Kid: What did you just put in your mouth?
Me: Go write your Bible verse.
I’m shameless.
I was out of town most weekends in December, so I hadn’t taught Sunday school in about a month. So maybe I was just out of practice this morning. Or maybe it was the snow. Perhaps my kiddos had too many donuts for breakfast. All I know, is it was not a good day. But [...]
Recently, my second graders acted out the story of Jesus’ birth. In only a way that children can. Here are just a few things I heard as we were getting ready for our acting debut.
Angel: My wings are too tight. I can’t feel my fingers.
Wise Man: Do I get to carry real frankenstein?
Shepherd: Look at [...]