a story…
By david On April 12th, 2004“the giant rabbit” by david (ca. 1986-1987)
once long ago there lived a rabbit. this was no ordinary rabbit. he was huge, tremendous! it was a giant rabbit. it ate huge carrots. it even ate people! one time when he was jogging he stepped on a man and squashed him. the man was mad at him. he said he was sorry. then he decided to fly in his helicopter. he landed on another man. then he went home. he was sad. he had no friends. he had no wife. then he drank some magic potion and shrank, but he shrank too small and somebody squashed him and that was the end of him.
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SarahJane Says: April 12th, 2004 at 10:25 pm
HAHAHAHA, seriously. thank you. That made my night once again.
One of the funniest things is that it seems that he has no friends because he accidentally squashed people. The odd thing is that the rabbit. eats. people.
david Says: April 13th, 2004 at 2:24 pm
steve Says: April 14th, 2004 at 3:37 pm
“boy, you might be legally retarded!”