the dreaming tree

last night a girl tried convince i could pull off white jeans, because i look swedish. i nixed that idea.

i work in a call center for familylife, a ministry that focuses, obviously, on the family and marriage, etc. most of what i do is register people for conferences or place orders, and there are some questions. then there are the crazy people…

this morning i had an 83-year old australian woman call and talk to me for 30 minutes about how the communists are trying to take over america and we have to save america from the moral decline by teaching our young people right and wrong, which means we have to take sex education out of the schools, because that is basically pornography. then the abortion clinics do an abortion when they get pregnant, and make billions of dollars, which they use to fund the democratic party. and also, the democrats are communists, and so is the UN. the chinese have a special highway running from mexico to canada that they’re using to plant people inside the US so that they can conquer it from the inside out, and then take over the world. by the way, they want to take us back to a society based on feudalism. hilary clinton is a political manipulator and a criminal, and if the democrats win the next election, christians could be experimented on for medical research. unfortunately, since young people are taught in schools to vote the “other way,” the democrats might be in power soon.

so i’ve been forewarned now, and i have to go out and tell all the young people. you should, too.