The inspiration to write has suddenly come upon me. Unfortunately the inspirtation for subject matter has not. So let’s see where this goes shall we? Your guess is a good as mine.
Three doors up from me there is a two story house, with a four or five foot wooden fence chasing the border of the backyard. In the backyard is a swingset, various outdoor toys, and a short, white-ish dog, or so it seems through the slats in the fence. The yard is well kept, there are two cars in the driveway, and it’s the one house, most visible from where I sit at my computer.
Nothing remarkably unusual about the house. Except I have no idea who lives there. In fact, I never see anyone come or go from the house. On occasion I have heard and seen a child or two run around their backyard. I always assume these are children who are just visiting. Simply because I never see them on a regular basis. I have seen a woman, in the past, standing inside the fence…occasionally talking to her neighbor, but that happens perhaps once every 4 months. I never see cars come or go. Even now the shades are drawn in the middle of the day.
Ever see “The Burb’s”? Maybe there’s a furnace under there. Maybe there are bones.
Maybe the lady has her favorite author upstairs…suffering from extensive injuries, she keeps him in a room, forcing him to write a story…just for her.
Or perhaps she’s set up a internet broadcast, where she daily holds a web-based shopping show. QVC for the black market. Maybe she’s keeping america stocked with cuban cigars.
Maybe she’s making cuban cigars.
Right here in in the USA.
The feds are probably looking for her right now, only they can’t get a warrent. They can’t prove she exists…she’s a shadow, a figment.
Or maybe…a vigilante crime fighter. Perhaps a crime fighter in training…waiting for that one moment of inspiration…she needs…a symbol…something to strike fear into the hearts of criminals…who are by nature a superstiscious, cowardly lot.
Maybe there is no woman. Perhaps it’s just children. Every so often they get on each others shoulders, put on clothes from the big and tall store, and go outside to talk to the neighbor…just to keep everyone from wondering who lives there…while they press on with their black market Home Shopping Network.
All this is possible…and more!
Well, that was fun…and certainly worth your time, no?
You should eat your SweeTarts and stop looking out the window. hehe.
Kari
April 26th, 2004
Can’t I do both?
brian
April 26th, 2004
Kari, I think the Sweetarts made him post that.
Geof F. Morris
April 26th, 2004
It’s all those yellow sweetarts - they cause hallucinations.
Kari
April 26th, 2004
which is why I wanted you to eat all the yellow ones. I wanted to see what you would post on your blog.
brian
April 26th, 2004
Are you saying my blog is uninteresting?
Send the yellow sweetarts in a ziploc baggie and we will see what happens to my blog.
Kari
April 26th, 2004
yes, that’s why I keep reading it.
The yellow ones are in the mail.
brian
April 26th, 2004
If it turns out she is selling Cuban cigars….can you hook me up with her??
The Sage
April 26th, 2004
I’ll try, but I don’t know how your wife would feel about that.
brian
April 27th, 2004
Yet more proof that Brian should be a writer…
Fabulous Brian, simply Fabulous!
Eric
April 27th, 2004
Brian. You should bake something and bring it over. If no one answers, just keep going every day at different times of the day. It’s a very neighborly thing to do. Especially in the south, I hear.
Roger
April 27th, 2004
Don’t bother to bake. Just take your neighbors some yellow sweetarts.
Kari
April 27th, 2004
Eric: thanks
Roger: the south is waiting for the north to bake something and bring it down…we are neighbors after all…to the kitchen with you, roger!
Kari: no sweetarts for them…i don’t want them writing stupid things about me in their blog.
brian
April 27th, 2004