I know, I’m the last person on earth who hasn’t seen Lost. Or I was, until tonight. Congratulations JJ Abrams, you have assimilated us all.

I knew I’d like it from what I’ve been hearing for years, but kept putting it off because I knew that would be time I would have to spend in front of the TV. And I was right, after two episode I have to know what’s happening.

But, unlike the rest of the masses, I don’t have commercials or waits in between seasons.

I win.