Nice to see you.
What’s that? My fly’s open?
No, it’s not. You see, these are the jeans that Sarah found discounted due to a defect.
I see you spotted the defect. The flap that covers the zipper doesn’t do its job. Instead, it’s permanently folded back.
Why do I wear them? Because they’re comfortable and they fit perfectly. They’re also without paint stains or holes on the knees or by the pockets.
But the real question here is, why are you looking at my crotch?