Hi.
Nice to see you.
What’s that? My fly’s open?
No, it’s not. You see, these are the jeans that Sarah found discounted due to a defect.
I see you spotted the defect. The flap that covers the zipper doesn’t do its job. Instead, it’s permanently folded back.
Why do I wear them? Because they’re comfortable and they fit perfectly. They’re also without paint stains or holes on the knees or by the pockets.
But the real question here is, why are you looking at my crotch?
No, no. The real question is definitely why are you wearing jeans that don’t cover your crotch.
Exhibitionist.
Roger
March 13th, 2009
Hey I got through to your scandalous site
like the new diggs
Meredith
March 13th, 2009
Welcome Back, Meredith. Your return brings my readership up to 5!
Brian
March 13th, 2009