peed
Did you know….
I peed on my step brother Michaels head once.
Not on purpose mind you, but I did pee on him none the less.
We were little, around 9 or 10. He was in the basement lifting weights and he asked me to spot him. He did a few reps and then he couldn’t do anymore and he asked me to help him pick the bar off his chest.
I straddled the bench and reached down to get the weights off but I began laughing at his frustration…. You know the kind of laughter that makes you unable to move… And the more angry he got the harder I laughed.
Then it happened. Standing there above him I laughed so hard I started to pee!
yep right on his head, as he was trapped helpless by the weights on his chest.
I couldn’t help it and him yelling at me just made me laugh harder. It was running down his forehead and onto the floor. It was pretty gross, but it was really funny.
The funniest part is that he suddenly got the strength of ten men and threw the bar off of him. He didn’t talk to me for a whole week, and in the past 15 years he has never once asked me to workout with him….
I think I will call him and see if he wants to hit the gym after work….
