wondering
I’ve been wondering…
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out.”?
Who was the first person to say, “See that chicken there… I’m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it’s butt.”?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a crisp
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their privates when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your doctor leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to see you naked anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
anyone know the answers?
anyone been wondering anything else?
