Life As an Afterschool Special

Well Hello there! I was wondering if you could explain the hair flip to the blog world with bionic man slo-mo accuracy…
# posted by little miss : 9:34 PM

Well I am so glad you asked

The hair flip is an essential form of communication dear friends.

One toss of the hair can suggest so many things….

It can mean “I’m better than you”

It can mean “I’m leaving”

It can mean “I’m too cute”

It can mean “Clearly I am right”

It can mean “Whatever”

It can mean “I’m so not listening”

Really the possibilities are endless

The trick to a good hair toss is getting some air under hair so it appears to float back over your shoulder. This can be done with a quick snap of the head or a flick of the hand. It is much more effective when followed by a quick turn and exit or a raised eyebrow and a smirk.

Try it today, it could change your way of communication forever

I am a walking afterschool special.

A tornado. A train wreck. A volcanco.

One moment everything is going along great.

Its peaceful, the birds are singing, and then BLAM! Out of no where all this chaos happens.

Really, I am not exaggerating, although I tend to do that.

Not only am I chaos waiting to happen, I suck others into my vortex…Ask anyone who knows me.

They will all have a special “Jamie” story….

remember when we were with Jamie helping the homeless and thoes men drove by and shot at us … remember when Jamie saw that woman get hit by bus… remember when the UPS truck crashed into Jamies front yard… remember when Jamie and I were in the parking lot behind a car and all of a sudden a van stopped and people got out and started hitting the car with baseball bats…. remember when Jamie accidently drove her 1983 rusty Honda in a classic car parade while playing garth brooks on the radio….

I’m not kidding people. That is a day in the life of my afterschool special.

So I have been inspired by the many who have come before me to write my own blog.

Im not sure what it will be about, because I am never sure what is going to happen. Somedays I am deep and thoughtful and have much to say about the mysteries of the world and of God, somedays I am silly and shallow and I just want to talk about shoes and decorating, somedays are peaceful and calm, and them BLAM!

You will start to understand my life as an afterschool special.