Girls, they just wanna…
Some boys take a beautiful girl,
And hide her away from the rest of the world.
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
Oh,girls, They wanna have fun.
Oh,girls, Just wanna have
That’s all they really want…..
Some fun….When the working day is done,
Oh,girls,They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,girls, Just wanna have fun…Cindy Lauper
(I have been behaving so Jamie Stories have been few and far between)
(but since you asked for it… finally a real post)
(sort of)
*read in valley girl speak*
Oh my God! I had, like, the most totally radical night EVER, for sure, for sure! I mean it was like, so totally gnarly!
It was my friend Mirandas birthday, and like, we totally wanted to do something fun, right. Right! So we totally dressed up in our most bitchin 80’s ‘fits and went down to SHOUT a dueling piano bar downtown for their 80’s night. And there is no cover if you wear a bodacious 80’s outfit, so we totally got in for free! Isnt that the best! To say the least! For sure, for sure!
I wore this like, totally adoreable outfit with my most cute leggins and a skirt. And of course I had this like, totally amazing side ponytail and huge plastic hoop earrings. And the other girls had on cut off sweatshirt that looked just like flashdance! (what a feeling) But Miranda like, totally outdid us. She had on these legwarmers that were totally the bomb. As if! But it was, like, her birthday so I was just like, whatever!
When we got to Shout it was totally a drag at first, but then the music was so total tubular and the drinks were so totally cheap (a dollar for bush lite taps or vodka and redbulls, and two dollars for captian and cokes or pop rocks and capri sun shots) that soon people were like, crazy!
The girls and I were dancing in the streets!
And on the stage!
and on the panio!
But really I was like, so totally behaved (as far as behaving goes) and only drank dollar beers. And I only bought three (free ones dont cont) And pretty soon its was like this huge … wedding reception or something. I mean people just laughing and drinking and dancing and singing really loud with strangers.
There was this like, totally cutealicuos clydesdale that wanted to be my boy toy. And we were like dancing to some serious Bon Jovi and he kissed me. GRODY! It wasnt like, a good kiss it was more like he smashed his drunk face into my lips. On purpose. I mean , I dont even KNOW him, for sure, for sure. And I am so not a bimbette. I was all like “ewww” and my friends were all like “ewwww” and then they totally rescued me. What a dweeb-o-rama! That is so lame!
And I totally turned on him and was like “Dude! Gag me with a credit card and stick me back in layway! That Ninja turtle needs to go back in his half shell for sure for sure!”
Some men just need to learn to save their joystick for their atari.
Anyways…
The night was a BLAST and I was so stoked by all the songs they were playing… I mean some of my favorite songs from my favorite artists. It was like, so tototally totally wicked man!
from Vanilla Ice (Ice Ice Baby)and New Kids on the Block (Hanging Tough)
to Journey (Lovin Touchin Squeezin) and Queen (fat bottom girls. one of the best songs EVER) and AC/DC (you shook me all night long)
and Billy Joel (who is one of my all time favorites) (uptown girl) and Micheal Jackson (Beat it)and John Melencamp (Jack and Diane)and Soft Cell. (Tainted Love) and Pat Benatar (hit me with your best shot)
They even played Sweet Child of Mine (my favorite song EVER) and Paradise City by my BOYFRIEND Axel Rose (he is such a choice peice of meat)
By the end of the night we were out.of.control. I have never ever ever had that much fun in a bar ever. It was like… the best night EVER! for SURE! We may have gotten a little crazy like but girls, they wanna have fun (they just wanna)
