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I am not fun.

Filed under: That's my story & I'm sticking to it — imjlrw at 1:44 pm on Wednesday, October 4, 2006

I think I have become boring.

I have been trying to behave myself. I havent been on a date in ages. I havent been drunk in a long time. There has been no major drama in my life for a while. I have become boring.

I have no Jamie stories.

Spiritually I havent been doing much ministry. I have not taught at a youth group or met a hooker in ages.

I have no near death crisis’s. I havent been shot at in a couple of years. There has been no danger of drive bys. I havent tried to kill the president lately. I have no witty tales of bar fights or breaking into restaurants or getting arrested or dates with lesbians. I havent peed on anyones head lately

Nothing. I am boring.

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Comment by david

October 5, 2006 @ 1:00 am

i guess i’m not around you on a regular basis…or…ever, but i don’t think you’re anywhere near boring.

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Comment by kg

October 5, 2006 @ 3:07 pm

That means you’re old. Your going to be 28 soon. Just wait till your married with kids. You’ll only talk about poopy diapers and cleaning the cat box. :)

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Comment by Diane

October 6, 2006 @ 11:25 am

OK, since I have just recently met you, I’m sure our entire history falls into this proclaimed “boring” period. And I just have to say that I entirely disagree. I’ve known plenty of boring people, and you are most definitely not in that category. And I just have to ask - have you really ever peed on someone’s head?

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Comment by imjlrw

October 6, 2006 @ 11:55 am

Diane!

I did pee on someones head! I will post the story just for you!

(and when is the next wine party?)

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