Life As an Afterschool Special

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Filed under: Best you ever had (my favorites), That's my story & I'm sticking to it — imjlrw at 1:08 pm on Friday, August 17, 2007

I was thinking today would be a good day to tell a classic Jamie story….

I was working at Metro V Athletic Club teaching swim lessons.

The Athletic Club is on a road that is U shaped, and last summer there was a classic car show being held at the opposite end of the road as the club.

I taught my lessons and got in my ex boyfriends 1983 rusty Honda. I mean it was a falling apart piece of beauty.

I waited at the driveway and there were classic cars that kept going by but no one would let me in. I tried to edge my way in but that didn’t work.

So I got a little impatient and tried to wave and smile my way out of the driveway, but that didn’t work.

So I mouthed to the other drivers that I would like in, and that didn’t work.

So I yelled out my window that I would like in, and that didn’t work either.

I was thinking “what kind of jerks drive classic cars anyways”

Getting frustrated, I finally honked my horn and smiled sweetly as a Rolls Royce let me in in front of him.

Finally.

So I was in the middle of these classic beautiful cars in my rusty old 83 Honda, and as we turned the corner of the U I see people lined up on the sides of the road.

You have got to be kidding me.

In typical Jamie fashion, I just honked, smiled, and waved myself right into the middle of a classic car parade, driving my rusty 83 Honda.

I mean there are Rolls Royces and Corvettes and Caddys and me…

So I did what any reasonable person in my situation would have done….. I turned on some “I got friends in low places” as loud as I could on my radio and waved to the crowds like I owned them.

just another day in my life as an afterschool special.

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