Life As an Afterschool Special

(its been a while)

First let me say my eyes are ON FIRE.

I accidentally sprayed a elevator full of people with my pepper spray

(kind of)

I have a pepper spray pen that looks like this

and I am getting on the elevator and I hear this kind of hissing sound coming from my purse (which is crammed full)

and so I open my purse and the pepper spray is going off.. so opening my purse makes the pepper spray go everywhere, and every one starts yelling and coughing and everyone gets off at the next stop then security shut down the elevator.

and.

my eyes are ON FIRE.

and everyone hates me.

but it is kind of amusing in retrospect.

(Happy Friday)