Who’s on first: Jamie Story Style
Abbott: Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third…
Costello: That’s what I want to find out.
Abbott: I say Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know’s on third.
Costello: Are you the manager?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: And you don’t know the fellows’ names?
Abbott: Well I should.
Costello: Well then who’s on first?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: I mean the fellow’s name.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy on first.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The first baseman.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy playing…
Abbott: Who is on first!
Costello: I’m asking YOU who’s on first.
Abbott: That’s the man’s name.
Costello: That’s who’s name?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
Abbott: That’s it.
Costello: That’s who?
Abbott: Yes.
Man on the Bus: You smell nice.
Jamie: Thanks. It’s fantastic.
Man on the Bus: I know. What’s it called?
Jamie: It’s fantasic.
Man on the Bus: I said like it. It smells like cotton candy. But what’s it called.
Jamie: GAH. It’s fantasic.
Man on the Bus: You said that already. Does it have a name.
Jamie: Fantastic
Man on the Bus: So you aren’t going to tell me?
Jamie: For the love of God, the perfume is called Fantastic.
Man on the Bus:Oh. I get it. So can I get your number?
Jamie: Uh, no.
Man on the Bus: Why not?
Jamie: Ummm, I am married.
Man on the Bus: You don’t have a ring.
Jamie: I am allergic to jewlrey.
Man on the Bus: You have earrings in.
Jamie: I am only allergic in my finger.
Man looks at her skeptically
Jamie: I am very sensative.
Man on the bus: So I can’t call you?
Jamie: No. Not even a little bit.
Man on the Bus: This is my stop.
Jamie: Fantastic.
