http://rmfo-blogs.com/jamie Just another WordPress weblog Mon, 18 Feb 2008 19:31:50 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en They see me rollin They hatin Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin droolin Tryin to catch me ridin droolin Tryin to catch me ridin droolin Tryin to catch me ridin droolin Tryin to catch me ridin droolin My mouth is so numb I'm swangin They hopin that they gon catch me ridin droolin Tryin to catch me ridin droolin Tryin ... http://rmfo-blogs.com/jamie/2008/02/12/catch-me-ridin-drooly/ Abbott: Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third... Costello: That's what I want to find out. Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. Costello: Are you the manager? Abbott: Yes. Costello: You gonna be the coach too? Abbott: Yes. Costello: And you don't know the ... http://rmfo-blogs.com/jamie/2008/02/11/whos-on-first-jamie-story-style/ Jamie Story! Last sunday I spent a good part of the night talking to my friend Bob. (yes his name really is Bob! I always wanted a friend named Bob!) who I met on Christian Cafe/MySpace. He is pretty funny and kind of quarky. The next morning I had ... http://rmfo-blogs.com/jamie/2008/02/11/a-man-named-micheal-flarety-should-be-a-dancer/ I had to go down to the courthouse this weekend and pay a ticket I forgot about that had turned into a warrent.I really wanted to take care of it, because this wasnt my first warrent. I had been through the "system" before, although I still maintain my last warrent ... http://rmfo-blogs.com/jamie/2008/02/11/jail-time/ I have nothing to write today... so I thought I would pull out one of my infamous "Jamie stories" I have a whole collection of stories that people who don’t know me well don’t really believe happen, and people who know me well believe only happen to me. So settle in and ... http://rmfo-blogs.com/jamie/2008/02/11/i-would-totally-be-a-lipstick-lesbian/ Sometimes I think it is really good and healthy to laugh at yourself... And luckily for me I have more than enough crazy moments to look back on and laugh at. Even when I am feeling dark and lonely and depressed I can usually find something that makes me smile. ... http://rmfo-blogs.com/jamie/2008/02/10/how-i-accidently-bought-a-cow/ Last night I took Malachi on a little foray to Walmart. Ah Walmart, such a classy place, so full of fine upstanding citizens and quality products, especially late at night. Every time I go there I think, "This is America at it's best, a fine Utopian of goods." Actually ... http://rmfo-blogs.com/jamie/2008/01/25/deep-thoughts-at-walmart/ Comment by Christine Why don’t you own a jet? Have you seen me drive?! I can hardly get Malachi down the road without harming myself; can you imagine me in a Jet Plane? Comment by Adam Who do YOU like at the Rock? OR! Who would you rather have for a dad: Michael Jackson ... http://rmfo-blogs.com/jamie/2008/01/21/a-little-about-me/ So, Ms. Brandy posted a blog where she asked commenters to post a question, any question, and she would answer it. I love this idea. Mainly because I love talking about me, and if you love talking about me, we can totally talk (a quote ... http://rmfo-blogs.com/jamie/2008/01/16/i-wanna-talk-about-me/ Hells yeah. An etched plexiglass award. A month ago after going to a concert, I told my boss that we needed to sell hotdogs. I am completely convinced that hotdog sellers must have the biggest profit margin ever. You can buy a pack of hotdogs and buns for well under five ... http://rmfo-blogs.com/jamie/2008/01/02/my-boss-gave-me-an-award-today/