Romantic Advice from my Dentist
I have a great dentist. He and his hygenists are very personable, and they don’t hurt me. I don’t mind going to the dentist now, for the first time in my life.
Mike and I both had appointments this month. Normally we don’t, but we both pushed our appointments back for various reasons. Mike’s was last week, and mine was today.
As I was leaving, Dr. Booth said, “Now you and Mike have clean teeth in the same month! I hope you guys really get to enjoy that!”
I was more than a little embarassed, but I told Mike, and he thought it was awesome. Silly boys!

February 24th, 2004 at
you guys don’t kiss for 4 months due to your rancid mouths.
February 24th, 2004 at
Silly my ass!
February 24th, 2004 at
Rancid? Don’t hold back, Brian. Tell us how you really feel about us!
(Don’t all married couples wait until teeth cleanings to kiss?)
February 24th, 2004 at
I kiss my wife once every six months yes.
also, I am a big liar.