Boycott Macy’s Furniture.
Something fabulously fantastic happened two months ago. Reilly and I ordered new living room furniture! Yay! Furniture! For our living room! Well, we had to do it. Seamus bit a hole in our old ratty couch.
(See, this is why puppies are nice. They give you an excuse to throw away the old ratty couch and get a beautiful couch and chair set from an overpriced furniture store. Ahem.)
Our fabulously fantastic beautiful couch and chair set was supposed to be delivered today. But it wasn’t. Apparently the truck broke down. Good thing we paid seventy-five dollars and waited six weeks for it to be delivered today. (Remember today? The day the truck broke down?) I am fabulously bitter.
Josh is fantistically sitting on a beautiful folding chair, playing MarioKart. We have no new couch. We have no old ratty couch. We have only our empty living room and our destructive puppy and our uncomfortable folding chairs.
Fabulous fantastic beautiful bitterness.
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Elusively elegant antagonistic allusion!
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Hehe.
be honest kat.. josh bit the hole in the old ratty couch.. didnt he?.. its ok.. you are among friends.. you can tell us..
I love your alliteration, Kat.
Until you get your new furniture, just sit on Josh. I’m sure he doesn’t mind.
Our furniture came! And it’s lovely.
(I’ll still sit on Josh once in a while just for the heck of it.)