Archive for November, 2004
If Reilly was a cartoon…
It makes me nervous how much this reminds me of my husband.
4 commentsThe “Joys” of Marriage.
Yesterday morning Reilly and I had a disagreement, or a fight, or something of that nature while we were getting ready for work. Later on that morning I emailed him at work so we could talk about what had happened. I informed him that I’ve been feeling out of sorts recently. What followed is inexplicable… so much so that I feel compelled to post a transcript. Enjoy.
R: I love you, Beenie.
K: I love you, too. I’m sorry… I know I’ve been stressing you out to the MAXIMUM.
R: That made me laugh. New Reilly Marriage! Now with MAXIMUM stress!!
K: Also comes in EXTREME DYSFUNCTION!
R: Now, with minty fresh DOG POOP!
K: As an extra bonus, receive ROTTING FOOD IN THE FRIDGE with purchase!
R: If you buy now, in the next fifteen minutes we will send you, free of charge, NO LAUNDRY and the personal TINY LIVING SPACE!
K: And for just $4.95 more, you can add the amazing MILDEW COVERED BATHTUB and DOG HAIR COVERED COUCH to your purchase! Take advantage of this limited time offer!!!
R: If you decide to return your purchase within thirty days feel free to keep the complimentary BITTER AND ANGRY ARGUING!
K: I love us.
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