Girdle Update #1
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Girdles don’t protect you when you slip and fall on icy cement steps.
Ice: 1
Girdle: 0
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This just in:
Girdles don’t protect you when you slip and fall on icy cement steps.
Ice: 1
Girdle: 0
obviously for the double duty you may need to step up to kevlar.
I was thinking I may just upgrade to some sort of body armor… keeps in the tummy AND shields you from unwanted attack!
Xena Warrior Princess, anyone?
but to pull of Xena, wouldn’t you also have to invest in whips and chains?
Oh, I already have those at the ready.