Better than Oxyrhynchus Papyri

The Oxyrhynchus Papyri may be the exciting news in ancient texts… but I think I might be able to rival it. I have uncovered the lost letters of Trapper Mark. This rare collection dates back to his high school and courtship days. Included are songs and poems, laments (lots of these), letters of admonition and correction, letters of thanksgiving, and a few St. Mark letters (written to the Christians back home while he was at school and doing ministry in the inner-city of St. Louis). Some even have ancient inscriptions (one appears to be a rapture diagram).

Unfortunately, history repeats itself. Just as the Dead Sea Scrolls suffered denial of early widespread release after their discovery due to political pressure, so too, have I come under tremendous pressure to keep these documents unpublished. Drat.

Unless perhaps I allow a bidding war…

6 Responses to “Better than Oxyrhynchus Papyri”

  1. the Foolish Sage Says:

    Like everyone wouldn’t KNOW that’s a complete forgery…GOSH! My drawing skills are way freakin’ more awesome than THAT!

  2. Geof F. Morris Says:

    I will bid … $5.67.

  3. Hannah Faith Says:

    You have to put up that picture of the trombone.

  4. christiana Says:

    dang. the shading on those clouds must have taken forever!

  5. Karyn Says:

    I forgot about the trombone! Yes, that would be a good one to put up.

  6. the Foolish Sage Says:

    This could be the new “send money to save the rabbit” website. People pay to have my old love letters published. I might be willing to go for that if it could get us through seminary without having to work jobs too.

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