Archive for February 17th, 2006

17
Feb

Lobster Tails

   Posted by: richard   in Dinner Conversation

Last night we went grocery shopping… all five of us. At the end, when Megan was choosing our produce, I took the girls over to the live lobster tank. They always like that. One of them was trying to get the rubber band off from around its claw. That was fun. Then the following conversation took place…

Geneva: What’s that? [pointing at its tail]
Me: That’s its tail.
Geneva: Why do lobsters have tails?
Me: Geneva! Why do you have a tail?
Geneva: I don’t!
Me: Well, why don’t you have a tail?
Geneva: Because I’m not a lobster!

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17
Feb

More with Phillips

   Posted by: richard   in Doctrine

Since those more learned than me have picked up on these lectures, I wonder if anyone is going to comment on the talk, “The Purpose of the Sacraments”?

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17
Feb

All Righty?

   Posted by: richard   in Everyday Things

One of the instructors here at work is out today. So I gave a make-up test to a few students, and am proctoring a test for a class later today.

One of the make-up students brought their test to me, and then said they’d see me later because she’s in the other class. And I said, “All Righty”.

I realized after I said it how stupid it is. That’s a really stupid saying. Man.

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