so after being inspired by reading another blog where acronyms are used to describe members of the opposite sex, i will now describe my shopping experience at the gap tonight, and my near run in with hot gap chick (HGC). i needed a new belt thanks to the running, the working out, the WW points, etc. so i went to the gap tonight before going to walmart. i took one of my usual after 8 pm trips to avoid the traffic. it always works and tonight was no different. i arrived at the gap at about 8:15 and was the only one there, customer wise anyway. i walk in and head for the belts. the first person to come ask if i needed anything was HGC. its odd the amount of turnover the gap has since it seems there’s always someone new when i go. so i take my time to check out boxers and the sale rack, and proceed to the check out. i had not kept track of HGC since there was hardly anyone in the store, and what were the odds i’d end up getting someone else. so as i walk up to the counter, i see another girl up there who was not H at all. alas, my movements were too far, there was no turning back. i had passed the ‘gap body’ rack of overpriced soaps and the point of no return. as this non-HGC girl rang up my new belt and boxers, i saw HGC doing something over at the counter between the gap and gap kids. it was simply not meant to be tonight. quite the shame.