so the big powerball got up to $340 million, and i went and bought 5 sets of numbers earlier tonight. the lady in the convenience store carded me. i’m glad she’s doing her part in keeping minors away from gambling away their hard earned money. if only she’d have kept me from gambling away my $5 since i ended up with only ONE number total in all 5 sets of numbers. i think the first thing i’d have done with the money, is call up my friends and family that had severe damage to their homes, and say “hey, i just won the giant obscene jackpot, how’s about we go buy some sledgehammers and demolish your house instead of rebuilding it? i’ll buy you a new house.” we could have bought old cars and just run them into houses. then we could have sat around a fire and thrown paper money into it. sadly, that time has now passed.
you know, one day after opining about my job on here, i find out i got a promotion at work. the promotion i should have gotten, that i thought i had not gotten and was bitter about. so maybe it slows down the job search, but it doesn’t end it.
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