Pointless Spam

July 14th, 2004 at 12:32 am by sillyjoe (Adventures in Randomosity)

Today, I opened my e-mail program to find THIS in a spam e-mail.

Any given white boat got an idea.
Whose small soft glove run.
Mine smart shining pensil prepare for fight and perhaps any green tv looks around.
Our children white eraser stands-still.
The noisy boat adheres.
Our round sport shoes falls.
Her smart tall red beautiful tall expensive underwares is thinking.
The white underwares is thinking.
Whose soft balloon run or maybe whose bluish white beautiful slopy bra stares.
Any given little stupid odd shaped camera fidgeting or his brothers fancy caw got an idea.
Whose silver binocyles show its value the time that a given smart well-crafted little stupid sony prepare for fight.
Our golden soda looks around or maybe his brothers little ipaq fidgeting or any well-crafted stupid forg snores.
Their red round little table adheres.
Any given hairy table show its value.
Our children shining clock fidgeting.
Any little ipaq looks around and our children silver beautiful mouse run at the place that their round-shaped stupid cat arrives or maybe her daughters beautiful ipaq makes sound.
Mine white well-crafted little golden glove calms-down.
Whose tall printer stares or mine round-shaped door calculates at the place that his fancy forg arrives.
Mine shining bluish camera spit however, a white dog calms-down or maybe our children fancy baby falls while any little picture calculates while a hairy boots fidgeting.
Any given white mp3 player calms-down.
Their little white t-shirt is on fire as soon as their white beautiful white computer calculates.
A given smart book is angry.
Any golden silver caw is on fire.
Mine golden pensil snores.
Any smart sofa falls and the small mouse run and perhaps our silver printer got an idea.
Her daughters slopy sony falls.
The soft tv got an idea or maybe her daughters beautiful underwares fidgeting.
Any shining carpet adheres.

anyone else finding trouble making sense of that?

5 Comments »

  1. Andy said,

    July 14th, 2004 at 12:32 pm

    Their little white t-shirt is on fire as soon as their white beautiful white computer calculates.

    Quite possibly my favorite line. Ever.

  2. the Sage said,

    July 14th, 2004 at 6:29 pm

    Looks like something from a random text generator.

  3. andrew said,

    July 15th, 2004 at 10:03 am

    Put on a black beret and read that in a smoke-filled room to some bongo accompaniment.

    Be sure to make frequent use of the phrase “Daddy-o.”

    It’ll all make sense then.

  4. Andy said,

    July 15th, 2004 at 12:51 pm

    ohhhhhyeaaaaaahhhhh.

  5. Luke said,

    August 5th, 2004 at 3:22 pm

    Sounds like Enrish to me.

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