I know, I know…
I haven’t posted in forever…geez.
Alright, so howdy hoot. Alumni Residence Hall’s Howdy Hoot skit was called “Cinderella 2.0″ We took the story of Cinderella, and, let’s just say, tweaked it a bit. Cinderella was Jessica Simpson, the wicked stepsisters were Britney and Christina, Madonna was the wicked stepmother, and Robert Goulet was the father who died of an allergic reaction to chicken of the sea. Jessica’s prince charming was Prince William. Not just any Prince William, but Prince William Hung. Prince Hung’s herald was played by Lil’ Jon, and the investigator who helped Prince William find his Princess was Inspector Gadget. Instead of leaving her glass slipper at the ball, Jessica left a Louis Vattan bag…however the heck you spell that. We included some random characters in this sucker, including Jacob Silj (of Will Ferrell/voice immodulation fame), Tina Fey, the Six Flags dancing guy, Simon Cowl, Donald Trump, Clay Aiken, the fab five from Queer Eye, Michael Jackson as the Fairy Godmother, Lance Armstrong on his bike as the carriage. Anywho, it was a blast. Greatest week of practice ever. But did we win? Nope. One of the girls’ dorms played the stinkin’ Christmas card, and won the dang thing. They even used the Chipmunks! Man, it stunk. Oh well. It was still a blast getting to know everyone in my hall, and making a fool out of myself.
Just so you know…I played Robert Goulet.
I’m out, deebadadeebadadaaaa…Goulet.
jdr said,
September 12th, 2004 at 11:00 pm
Dude that sounds friggin’ hilarious.
SillyJoe said,
September 12th, 2004 at 11:17 pm
yes…it was
the Sage said,
September 13th, 2004 at 7:44 am
They should have had an automatic .2 deduction for using both Christmas and the Chipmonks in the same skit.
Papaw said,
September 13th, 2004 at 1:49 pm
Joe is the man.
SillyJoe said,
September 13th, 2004 at 3:41 pm
holy crap! the papaw made an appearence!
the Sage said,
September 13th, 2004 at 5:16 pm
Is that your pawpaw?
SillyJoe said,
September 13th, 2004 at 6:27 pm
it’s alumni’s papaw. our RLC, Joie
Mr. Fleaux said,
September 14th, 2004 at 10:41 pm
Dear Mr. Silly,
There are certain things you must remember in life:
1)Throwing a cat out the window while driving on the highway is not considered kitty litter.
2)Never ask a woman if she is pregnant. If you are wrong, well, there’s no way out of it.
3)Never contradict Hamstah about anything artsy, ‘cuz he goes insane.
4)Heed the words of Jeremy Cabbage: “Chicks dig a guy who wears pink.”
If you remember all this, then you will live a happy(no guarantee on longivity) life.
Sincerely,
Mr. Fleaux(It’s French!)
P.S. you are still in GSF