Ride, ride, wanna ride, on the Frey-train…
So, in my efforts to hop aboard the caboose of the James Frey-train, I’ve taken it upon myself to write my own kinda-sorta-but-not-really autobiography, entitled A Gajillion Little Feces. It’s a possibly true story of how one man overcame explosive diarrhea to compete on and win American Idol. What put him over the top? His rendition of Wam!’s “Wake Me Up Before I Go-Go”.