Keeping an eye on the world going by my window…
It’s great to have a day off. I just wanted to say that. Today, I didn’t have to set an alarm. When I got up I didn’t have to walk immediately to the bathroom, hop in the shower, and hurriedly get ready for my day. In fact, when I got up I came into the office, opened the blinds, turned on the computer, and lazily greeted the day. It was beautiful. I wish all days would be like this. Of course, if all days were like this, there would be no job, and if there was no job, there’d be no computer, and if there was no computer, there would be no office, just a room with a desk.
I’m fairly certain there were more than a few superfluous commas in that paragraph, but I’m okay with that.